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Joke of the Day
"My dog died... It's hair pink"
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"Joan Rivers is just like Soldier Field... She used to be a National Historical Landmark before all of the modifications."
"My girlfriend is like Christmas.. Only comes once a year."
"Q: Where do pigs park their cars? A: In porking lots."
"I clicked on an ad for horny single women in my area and got a virus... It was chlamydia."
"One of the most wonderful things in life is to wake up and enjoy a cuddle with somebody. At least, that's what my cell mate tells me."
"How do you know that a elephant's been in the fridge? There are foot prints in the butter. """
"Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea? It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make"
"*gets laser eye surgery* ""Thanks doc, so how do I activate them?"" I told you, that's not what *i squint at him real hard but he's right*"
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."