67922
Joke of the Day
"I always felt suicidal.. because I'm hanging on by a thread"
Next Joke
"I just sent out my daily 6am text to a random number saying ""I hit Zack with my truck. I'm going to need to use your hacksaw to cut him up."""
"What's better, Google or Yahoo? Let's Google it."
"Where does a powerful king keep his armies? In his sleevies!"
"[A pair of crocs sitting on a riverbank] Why do you think people hate us so much? ""Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."""
"How to Tie a Noose by Sue E. Side"
"What do you call a Jewish Ginger? Gingerbread. Edit: Here comes the downvote brigade, haha!"
"A man walks into a chemist and asks for some Viagra at the counter... The chemist says to the man, ""Do you have a prescription for that?"" ""No."" The man replies, ""But will a photo of my wife suffice?"""
"What do you call a friar in prison? A felonious monk"
"Okay, you got me, I'm not really a gynecologist. What gave it away? Was it the tongue thing?"