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Joke of the Day

"I always felt suicidal.. because I'm hanging on by a thread"

"Why were those customers on Crazy Taxi' so pissed off all the time? SORRY IT TOOK 34 SECONDS TO GET TO PIZZA HUT MA'AM!"

"Classic knock knock joke nsfw Knock knock Who's there? Argo Argo who Argo fuck yourself!"

"Making Asian food is easy... It's a WOK in the park"

"[at a bar] ""I'm meeting my friend Dan"" big Dan or Dan who's never has money? [door swings open] HEY WHO WANTS TO BUY THEIR BUDDY DAN A DRINK"

"I'm going to go against the Circlejerk here and say that I am really starting to like Mayweather It's really starting to Warmup, without getting Overlyhot as it does during Midsummer."

"Why did EA Cross the road? Buy the season pass now to find out!"

"Do you know why they put cotton balls in the top of prescription bottles? To remind black people that they picked cotton before they sold drugs."

"Did you hear about the house that lesbians built? It's all tongue in groove."

"The other day a Swedish man called me a racist and a believer of stereotypes... So Ikea'd his car."