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Joke of the Day
"Okay, you got me, I'm not really a gynecologist. What gave it away? Was it the tongue thing?"
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"Everyone in the world but you is a robot and the experiment is going really poorly."
"When I'm really bored at work I like to write ""I'm watching you"" on the toilet paper a few squares in just to mess with people."
"Walk into a bar dressed as a bunny rabbit. Punch the first person who says something to you. You're a wild animal."
"I guess you could say Caitlyn Jenner is... Transjennered."
"What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Consuelo Pronounced - Cunts-way-low"
"I just want to make enough money to live in a neighborhood where Starbucks doesn't lock their bathrooms"
"I hate One Direction fans... Oscillating ones cool down a room much better."
"the difference between driving drunk and high drunk drivers run red lights stoned drivers wait for stop signs to turn green"
"I broke up with my wife We had to be put back together"