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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Jewish Ginger? Gingerbread. Edit: Here comes the downvote brigade, haha!"

"How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face."

"What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs."

"A train station is where a train stops... A train station is where a train stops, a bus station is where a bus stops, now you know why they call it a work station"

"I have a new party trick. I swallow two bits of string and an hour later they come out my arse tied together... I shit you knot!"

"I'm not crazy, everyone else in the world is just boring."

"What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ? An elephant disguised as a banana !"

"Use the force luke I've run out of lubricant"

"I blame instagram for making these basic b*tches think that they're ""models"" in real life."

"(really fucked up joke) How do you say happiness in German? Auschwitz"