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Joke of the Day
"What's better, Google or Yahoo? Let's Google it."
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"Blind people think women's tennis is porn."
"What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber? No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar."
"What do you call someone who likes speed? Racist."
"What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador!"
"So, Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton have split up! It's a bit of a Nightmare before Christmas."
"What do you call a medieval dentist? A plaque doctor."
"I'm a Mime rapper I call myself Gnat. Cause I'm a silent G."
"How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, ""Really dude, you look huge!"""
"I'd Like to Make A Pun About Weed, But... I don't want to be blunt about it"