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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a friar in prison? A felonious monk"
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"ELI5: what is it like being 6? I'm only 5 and I'm about to turn 6."
"What is a vampire's favourite soup ? Scream of mushroom !"
"Pappu:- Should i punished for the work which I have not done?? Teacher: - No of course not, but why do you ask? Pappu: - Because, I have not done my home work.... :) :)"
"Keep dimming automatically, laptop screen. We love that."
"I came online to watch porn and start arguements And I'm typing this with my left hand."
"Why do women have short feet? So they can stand closer to the sink"
"The best jokes are the ones that cause the audience to groan. So I suppose the best of the best cause constipation."
"[DIRTY] Eye exam Eye specialist: ""Sir, you need to stop masturbating.""   Patient: "" Oh my God, is it ruining my eyesight?""   Eye specialist: ""No. It's disturbing the other patients."""
"Knock-Knock!"