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"I'm looking for a girlfriend that likes me for my money, but is really bad at math..."
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"Pakistani math problem. Ahmed has 3 lunch boxes. He gives one to Mohammed and another to Hassan. Calculate the radius of the explosion."
"Why was the crocodile taking viagra? He was suffering from eREPTILE disfunction."
"Christianity: One woman's lie about having an affair that got seriously out of hand."
"I DO help with the laundry. My wife just doesn't understand. I wear the same jeans for like two weeks straight."
"I take karate classes solely to fight off hobos who mistake my man bun for a delicious cinnamon roll"
"What do you call someone who is sexually attracted to a crocodile? A crocodile!"
"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
"What do you call a union of writers? A writers' block"
"How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)"