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Joke of the Day

"How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)"

"Somebody messed up my small weighing scale. I was like 0MG!"

"About 1,503 people died from the titanic disaster. Just let that sink in."

"Do you want some help using the Internet son? No thanks Dad I can muck it up all by myself."

"Having kids can really strengthen a marriage. My wife and I never had a common enemy before."

"Finish this sentence: I like my coffee like I like my _____. I like my coffee like I like my coffee: recursive."

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts cost $2.00, but deer nuts are under a buck!"

"why isn't there a sprite history month"

"What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool? I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!"

"What did the pot-head name his son? Bud."