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Joke of the Day

"Robert Downey Jr. went on a trip to the Virgin Islands Now it's just called "" The Islands."""

"What is the the Chicken's favorite composer? bach bach bach time to return to /r/TIL"

"Before and After Sex Before sex,you help each other get naked. after sex,you only dress yourself. moral of the story? In life no one helps you once your fucked!"

"What did a Jewish guy do first thing in the morning? Hebrew coffee Go easy on me with this pun."

"i put the ""alcohol"" in ""me"""

"What happens in Vegas stays on Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, Vine, and medical records."

"Why couldn't I call back a Bernie Sanders volunteer? Because they were using a Berner Phone."

"Accidentally drew my eyebrows on too dark and thick and now I live on Sesame Street with Ernie."

"My one night stand is pissed because I broke the other one."

"I only have two feelings, it's either ""I'm hungry"" or ""I shouldn't have eaten this much"""