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Joke of the Day

"Robert Downey Jr. went on a trip to the Virgin Islands Now it's just called "" The Islands."""

"I applied for a job with the Brittle Bone Society. I don't have any experience, but I'm prepared to give it a crack."

"What did the fish say when it swam into the wall? Damn!"

"Help I lost my coat! I hope someone didn't jacket!"

"Smooth Farmer Whats a farmers best dating advice? A tractor"

"Every onion looks like it was in an abusive relationship."

"Why did God create the orgasm? So women can moan even when they're happy."

"After Dante was Iced He went to the ""Inferno"" cause it was warm :P"

"According to the 19 citations I got for trespassing and peeping, ""neighborhood watch"" isn't what I thought it was"

"What would you doooooooo? for a klondike bar?"