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Joke of the Day
"Help I lost my coat! I hope someone didn't jacket!"
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"Redundancy: An airbag in a politician's car!"
"A woman goes into a doctor's with a bit of lettuce sticking out the top of her panties. Doctor: Oh, that looks nasty. Woman: That's just the tip of the iceberg doctor."
"What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle? Attire."
"I eat slowly, so I can't ever live in Moscow. Everyone's Russian there."
"If I ever murder anyone I'm going to hide the body on my second or third page of favstar where no one will ever find it"
"I tell my wife we are broke so we don't end up broke."
"To me, girls are like porta-potties. The hotter they are, the less likely I am to get inside of them."
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"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang up the picture."