203789
Joke of the Day
"Help I lost my coat! I hope someone didn't jacket!"
Next Joke
"My new dentist called me back in to make another mold of my teeth. Needless to say he made a terrible 1st impression."
"I know how the Force Awakens ends! Credits."
"I don't know why everyone says quitting smoking is so hard; I've done it hundreds of times."
"Why did Moses part his hair? To make a path for the Israelice."
"You threw. Our tea. In the harbour. And then you changed the spelling of harbour. We do not. Forget."
"The most underused drug is birth control pills."
"He's Fat! He's Skinny! Two Brothers, TOO FUNNY! Adam Sandler AND Adam Sandler in ""Bud is Thicker than Walter!"""
"What do you call a Chinese guy with a large penis? Hung Kong."
"9/11 was terrible, just imagine what the people on that plane were going through... other than a building"