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Joke of the Day
"Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10? Because 7.. 8.. 9"
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"Yo momma so white... ...she thinks mayonaise is a spice. ...when she goes to vote, her name is still on the list. ...when she goes to jail, she gets parole."
"I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel."
"Why do hurricanes always have female names? At first they are wet and wild, but then they take away your car and your house."
"I Used To Be Against Sodomy Butt fuck it!"
"Words can't possibly describe how beautiful you are... But numbers can 4/10"
"What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists? No strings attached"
"My wife and I only smoke after sex; I've had the same pack since 2003. She's up to three packs a day. Rodney Dangerfield"
"70 yr old boss: i have the body of a fit 30 yr old. Me: where? Buried in your rose garden?"
"Scientists remain baffled as to why the people on the internet really like pictures of cats and cats doing things."