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Joke of the Day
"Words can't possibly describe how beautiful you are... But numbers can 4/10"
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"Me: I'm feeling frisky yet stabby. Do you want to come over? Him:... Me: Good answer"
"Jesus take the wheel...let the clutch out easy [car dies] Wow, water to wine but no manual transmission Jesus: Don't test my mercy"
"In the 18th century it was common practice to ignore negative numbers People stopped at nothing to avoid them"
"[The Price Is Right] Bob Barker: what do you think the price of this washing machine is Me:*lips firmly pressed to mic* Right"
"CNN has just reported that Monika Lewinski will be helping with the Donald Trump for president campaign. Apparently, the last time she endorsed a Clinton, it left a bad taste in her mouth."
"I found out my vacation to Greece is tax deductible Apparently it falls under charity work"
"That voice inside my head has a different accent every time I read a new tweet"
"If I was a marriage counselor I would just make the couple look at a dating website for 20 minutes."
"What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke? Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea"