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Joke of the Day
"Words can't possibly describe how beautiful you are... But numbers can 4/10"
Next Joke
"Just spent another day totally agreeing with everything pretty girls say."
"How do you kill a hipster? Drown him in the mainstream."
"Right now, several billion people aren't dating you. How rude is that?"
"What do black Eskimos live in? A nigloo."
"Today, I started on my second million dollars! I gave up on my first."
"My dog barks for 2 reasons: 1. When somewhere in the world another dog is barking. 2. When somewhere in the world no other dog is barking."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic? He lay awake nights wondering if there was a dog."
"I once tripped and fell into a deep crevasse. Sorry, that's the hole joke."
"I go for chubby girls because they can't run away"