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Joke of the Day
"I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel."
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"I wish people would stop asking me where I think I'm going to be in 4 years... I don't have 2020 vision."
"Can someone please explain this joke to me ""It shoulds be spelled 'colllllllllllllege cause ive taken far more than 2 L's"" My friend sais L means loses but loses of what"
"Do you know what your pimples do while you're asleep? Nothing really, the just zit there."
"Your college degree doesn't mean you're smart, it just means you're in debt."
"whats the difference between acne and catholic preists acne doesnt come on a boys face until 13"
"A programmer goes on a walk XD"
"What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Snickers Bar? One wants you to put their chocolatey nutty goodness in your mouth, and the other is a child rapist."
"[at restaurant] ""check, please!"" [waiter leans over] sir, again, there are no monsters under the table ""ok....goodnight"" wait what"
"i took my dog to the vet he never got dry again"