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Joke of the Day
"I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel."
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"What was Batman's greatest accomplishment? Pulling a Robin out of Bruce Wayne's Dick"
"What's a pedophile's favorite shoe? White vans"
"Trump is going to take out these mexicans... juan by juan."
"Why didn't Mark Watney get any pussy on Mars? Curiosity killed the cat"
"Whenever I see someone pick up an avocado, feel it, and put it back I pick up that same avocado and whisper ""you're still beautiful"" to it."
"How much did the Olympic Games cost? About a Brazillion dollars."
"This just in. My fingers."
"The titanic had Bluetooth It synced"
"Autocorrect and I are so close, we finish each other's sentinels."