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Joke of the Day
"70 yr old boss: i have the body of a fit 30 yr old. Me: where? Buried in your rose garden?"
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"started my own brewery kindof just pour root beer into square bottles."
"According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American ""Trail of Tears"" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks."
"I didnt know what to wear to my first meeting of the premature ejaculation society.... ...so i came in my pants."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino... \ _ ()_/ "
"There are a lot of deadbeat dads out there trying to make up for lost time by ""liking"" their grown children's facebook updates."
"What did the little black boy get for Christmas? My bike"
"What are three words you dread the most while making love? ""Honey I'm home."""
"My husband brought home one happy meal for two kids. Frankly things would have been less dramatic if he'd brought home a girlfriend."
"So I found out I have IBS last week... The doctor said I have shitty genes"