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Joke of the Day

"Why does Anna's mom encourage her daughter to experiment with sexuality? Because she lives bicuriously through others ."

"It's confusing for me too, but I don't need your money so you're going to have to be a nice guy if this is going to work out."

"I am the all knowing oracle, you may ask me one question ""How do you pronounce quinoa?"" [it's just covered in sweat] um can u ask me another"

"Q: Why was the cat afraid of the tree? A: Because of its bark."

"What do you call a dumb elephant? Donald Trunk"

"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Just kidding. I don't know what he got. He hasn't opened it yet."

"I would tell you another chemistry joke... But all the best ones Argon."

"What's the difference between snow men and snow women? Snow balls."

"A serial killer leaves his mark on his victims by cutting off their left hand and right leg. Authorities say something sinister is afoot."

"What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table? Rick O'Shay"