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Joke of the Day
"I would tell you another chemistry joke... But all the best ones Argon."
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"A lot of women can turn into good drivers. Now that being transgender isn't taboo."
"Loses house keys. Builds new house."
"Two men walk into a bar... the third guy ducked."
"Why couldn't they execute the railway worker with the electric chair? He was too good a conductor"
"They say 3 out of 4 people text and drive Not me; I watch YouTube videos."
"You know what my favorite type of cupholder is? A bra."
"gang leader: ""this isnt what i meant when i said go rob the store"" me: [putting 19 cartons of milk in fridge] ""you should be more specific"""
"What do jokes and penises have in common? The short ones are never good."
"I thought I share this gem What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man? .....Leave the plunger in the toilet!"