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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between snow men and snow women? Snow balls."

"Does the FBI really investigate aliens like on the X-Files? No, that's what the INS does."

"What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test? They bio-D-grade."

"They've just released a female version of Viagra. It's called Niagara."

"Life is a lot like sex... It's way too short and rarely lives up to the expectation."

"[after robots take over] *drones crash into my kitchen* ME: [mouthful of ham] whobithrayed me? *fridge starts laughing* BUT U WERE MY FABRIT"

"What did the seamen say to his friend? It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head."

"Did you hear about Michael Vicks new shoe contract? Hush Puppies."

"I used to be able to stay out much later than this. I find I just can't any more. My phone battery just doesn't have the stamina any more."

"What do you call a Chinese cameraman? Phil Ming"