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Joke of the Day

"A serial killer leaves his mark on his victims by cutting off their left hand and right leg. Authorities say something sinister is afoot."

"THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset. ME: I agree"

"Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing? To get some fresh air"

"Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's dead"

"TIFU Down was jealous."

"The bible says any man who lies with a man should be taken out and stoned, so I took all my gay friends out and got them wasted."

"If John Cena lost in Baltimore at Payback, the city might riot. WWE wouldn't want that. Never give up"

"There should be only one World's Greatest Dad shirt. And you should have to kill the previous owner to wear it."

"My wife said she was hungry and told me to order food... So I got us a hooker cuz I heard great things about their seafood buffet."

"What did the fish say when it hit the wall? ""Dam."""