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Joke of the Day

"I'm still not sure if I should throw out or keep my old pillow. I guess I better sleep on it."

"Just saw an Italian guy from New Jersey in an Ed Hardy hat reading a book! Ha, just kidding. He was raping."

"What do old people smell like? Depends."

"So I was Complaining about 1st world problems the other day When I realized that my complaining is a first world problem"

"What's the difference between a Taliban training camp and a Pakistani wedding? I don't know. I just fly the drone."

"You know what they say about blind prostitutes... You really gotta hand it to them."

"what do you call somebody who posts on /r/Jokes? a humorist"

"*Bursts into bank* Robber: THIS IS A ROBBERY. HANDS UP. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. Bank clerk: No that's clearly a shotgun 2nd robber: OOOH SNAP!"

"Stare at the waitress's boobs when you tell her you want ""everything"" on your sandwich. Ya never know..."

"Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience."