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Joke of the Day

"What's the best part about having sex with a transvestite? Reaching around the front and pretending your dick went all the way through."

"Did you hear about the Pigeon rebellion? Yeah, it was a ""coo"" d'etat."

"""Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Maryland State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years."""

"What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years? Rye-ot"

"Why did the gay man vote for Trump? He was the biggest dick in the race."

"What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt? Usain Bolt can actually finish a race."

"""She's cute I swear, let me find a better picture."" Me telling my friends about my new girlfriend."

"I just watched a tumbleweed get blown across the road. I'm so jealous."

"Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team? The players all drowned in spring training."

"Jewish kid A Jewish kid walks up to his dad and asks, ""Dad can I have 15 dollars?"" And his dad says, ""TEN DOLLARS! What do you need five dollars for?"""