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Joke of the Day

"What do we want? A cure for Tourette's! When do we want it? Cunt!"

"One fifth of people... ...are just too tense!"

"A lot of people are saying that it was a ref's bad call denying the blackhawks goal... But we all know that it was really Buffalo Wild Wings doing."

"A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, ""No, I'm traveling light."""

"Best alzheimer's joke"

"Q: Why didn't Count Dracula get married? A: He wanted to remain a bat-chelor."

"You should skydive without a parachute. It's a once in a lifetime experience."

"Son: Is it true? Dad I heard that in ancient China a man doesn't know his wife until he marries. Father: That happens everywhere son everywhere!"

"""Hey does it smell like I took a shit?"" ah, sulfur so good."

"I get all of my news from ""We Didn't Start The Fire"""