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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of pirates having sex? An *Arrr*-gy..."
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"Unicorns have the best poker faces."
"If I got 50p for every time I failed a maths test I'd have about 6.30 by now"
"What we can say Black people are allowed to say the n-word while white people can't. But white people can say things that black people can't. Like ""thanks for the warning officer"" and ""hi dad"""
"What do space aliens put on their windows? Venutian blinds."
"My son walked in on me and my wife ""wrestling"" on the bed. We call it ""wrestling"" because he can't pronounce jiu-jitsu."
"Did you know that 37.8% of all statistics are made up?"
"I'm not too concerned about this whole terminal illness deal... My doctor said it should be the last thing I worry about."
"My friend is addicted to Time-Travelling But he reckons he can stop at any time."
"I just sneezed so violently, I think it qualifies as an ab workout. (Screw you, I'm counting it.)"