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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a group of pirates having sex? An *Arrr*-gy..."

"Anakin: How do we get in? Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*"

"Hey Southpaw, going to lunch? Of course, I also have the right ..."

"I wish my garden was emo... Why? So it will cut itself."

"Why do fencers make terrible Redditors? They always riposte."

"The Apple Car will never succeed. It doesn't have windows."

"The chinese dierector A chinese movie crew was preparing for a movie. The dierector was Phill Ming"

"Why were there no black people in the Flintstones? Because they were still considered monkeys."

"We're all equal. But I'm more equal than you."

"Why are vegans so salty? To hide the fact that their food has no flavor."