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Joke of the Day
"What do space aliens put on their windows? Venutian blinds."
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"How can you get a set of teeth put in for free? Smack a monster."
"Bad money What is the difference between an angry rabbit and a counterfeit dollar bill? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny."
"What did the fish say when he crashed into the wall? Fuck!"
"I was reading that dogs can successfully sniff out cancer in humans. Now I'm worried that I've got testicular cancer."
"I asked my friend what he does for a living. He said, ""I cut the arse off a cow and cook it."" At least he's making ends meet."
"I had a dream I was a muffler I woke up exhausted"
"You know it's weird you add 'French' to anything and it makes it better: 'French cuisine', 'French toast', 'French kiss'... The only exception is 'people.'"
"A brightly-colored van drives slowly down our street. Kids gather excitedly. It is the Edible Arrangements truck. We are all betrayed."
"Life is life, Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium."