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Joke of the Day
"What do space aliens put on their windows? Venutian blinds."
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"wife [gives me piece of fruit] Try this me: Tastes like hand sanitizer wife: Did you just use hand sanitizer? me: Yeah wife me wife me: Why?"
"The best thing about being deaf. The best thing about being deaf is that all genres of music sounds fantastic!"
"Who the hell decided to say ""No Butt Sex"" Instead of Ignoranus"
"Have you heard the joke about the flying sandwich? Nope. Neither have I."
"Why did the Chicken Cross The Road?"
"What does Arnold Schwarzenegger call a colonoscopy? A Cameron Diaz"
"Let's use this thread to tell Alabamian jokes... They won't be able to read them."
"[trying not to think about Sonic The Hedgehog during sex] Her: faster! faster! Me: oh god no"
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? 'ell if I know wot to call it!"