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Joke of the Day

"I'm not too concerned about this whole terminal illness deal... My doctor said it should be the last thing I worry about."

"What changed to make The Fantastic Four the Fantastic Three? Nothing."

"Why did sally fall of the swing ? She didn't have any arms . Knock-Knock Who's there ? Not Sally !"

"My dad's better than your dad... Three kids are in an agruement about who's dad is better. ""My dad's a fireman"" said Billy. ""My dad's a marine!"" said Johnny. ""My dad's invisible."" said Brian."

"Wife: Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back? Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say"

"DOOM 4. All of the guns suck, so we made punching take forever."

"A guy I work with farted on the elevator... It was wrong on so many levels."

"This woman just stared at the beer in my cup holder, like she's never seen a cup holder on a grocery cart before."

"Why is hay so unreliable? It keeps baleing"

"Did you guys hear Adele might have cancer? It's not confirmed, but tumor has it"