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Joke of the Day
"My friend is addicted to Time-Travelling But he reckons he can stop at any time."
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"What do you call a potato with one oar? A row-tater."
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"How was the grand canyon formed? A Jew dropped a penny down a gopher hole"
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"A Roman gladiator walks into a bar... ...and holds up two fingers. ""Give me five beers, please."""
"Charlie couldn't believe he was being allowed into the Chocolate Factory His girlfriend had been so against it for years"
"Star Wars: A New Hope Star Wars: Return of the Jobs Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Cash"
"Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere!"