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Joke of the Day

"today my internet went out for About 3 minutes...... Met my family downstairs. They seem like nice people."

"Jennifer Aniston named Sexiest Woman of All Time by Men's Health. Men's Health named Craziest Magazine of All Time by Men's Mental Health."

"What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus? I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples."

"What did one testicle say to the other testicle? Don't talk to the guy in the middle. He is a dick!"

"Maybe the Pope just wants to finally get married. Or settle down with a couple of kids."

"*spends 4 hours applying sunscreen to kids *kids play outside for 7 minutes"

"If someone eggs your house, you can save time cleaning up by just baking your house into a cake."

"Car Talk So a transmission asks an engine, ""Yo Engine, hows things with you today?"" and the engine replies ""Oh you know, just another day in the hood..."""

"Immigrants after Trump's election be like... [removed]"

"A sad can goes to get recycled. He was soda-pressed."