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Joke of the Day

"I was cornered in an alley way by a German holding a sausage I looked him straight in the eyes and bravely said ""go on, do your wurst"""

"What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time? They shake hands."

"For people who say ""nothing is impossible"", that's crazy. I've been successfully doing nothing for several years now."

"Nobody likes you ""100 Calorie Packs."" Nobody."

"What's it called when you remember a good meme? A Memento"

"Context is Everything The irony."

"Hot Neighbor, you forgot to take your shirt off before mowing the lawn again. Come on. Our imaginary conversation about this was very clear."

"What do you get when you cross a kid who's eaten enough sugar to send a rocket into orbit, and the meanest boy in the whole world? Hyperbole"

"Your Mum's so Mean she doesn't even have a standard deviation."

"How many animals can you fit in a pair of pantyhose...? 10 little piggies, 2 calves, a beaver, a clam, an ass, some hares, and a fish that no one can seem to find"