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Joke of the Day

"How is Hillary Clinton and a high class prostitute different? Rich people pay the prostitute to fuck them, they pay Hillary Clinton to fuck everyone else."

"No matter how kind you are, German children will always be kinder."

"Can't believe my dog just ran into Petco and left me in the car with the windows rolled up"

"What do Kodak film and John Lennon have in common? They both came in a yellow box"

"How do you cancel your appointment at the spermicides bank? You call and say you can't cum. Edit:typo"

"What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot? Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani"

"Female Masturbation My woman told me that she would never play with her self when she was on her period. . But I caught her red handed !!"

"How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate? He already told you so."

"Little league Played baseball with some orphaned kids today. :) I won. None of them seemed to know where home was."

"A married man's prayer; Dear God, you gave me childhood, you took it away You gave me youth, you took it away. You gave me a wife.......... Its been years now... Just reminding you......"