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Joke of the Day

"What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time? They shake hands."

"What do you call a group of whales playing music together? An Orcastra"

"One person's trigger warning... ...is another person's spoiler alert."

"how often do i beat my wife? Every time i clap my hands."

"My exes broke up with me because I'm a pot lover. I guess you can say they don't have high standards."

"Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies? They make rotten friends"

"Economic research Economists are still trying to figure out why the girls with the least principle attract the most interest."

"What's E.T. short for? Because he's only got little legs."

"What do you call a Winston using his Jetpack?? A Boosted Animal"

"Buy this car, this is a good car, you could put a bunch of ducks in this car, probably 30-40 ducks"