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Joke of the Day

"For people who say ""nothing is impossible"", that's crazy. I've been successfully doing nothing for several years now."

"Theft solution: Tits. Nobody is thinking about larceny when they're looking at tits. So ladies, help stop crime... show us your tits."

"Nephews joke... What do you call a witch that goes to the beach? Sandwich(sandwitch) -my nephew"

"Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony? When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had ""To NY"" on their hats."

"My new book about doing your own hair color is a total flop. I haven't sold one copy of A Guide to Dying Alone"

"""Dean, what do you think is a reasonable price point for a chocolate cake?"" ""Good question, Deluca. I'm gonna say $95."""

"The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her, ""Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"""

"Why do natives hate snow? Because it's white and it's on their land!"

"Nine out of ten people... Enjoy gang rape."

"Funny feminist joke women are equal to men"