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Joke of the Day
"What's the shittiest dog race? The poo-dle! I'll be seeing myself out :/"
Next Joke
"I was so upset when the bathroom was out of toilet paper... I was shitty all day!"
"A natural log with her own show ln(DeGeneres)"
"What do you call a women with two brain cells? Pregnant."
"I'm on the powerlifting forums, trying to convince everyone that kissing another man before you bench gives you an awesome adrenaline boost."
"JOKE OF THE YEAR: Two women were sitting quietly together, minding their own business."
"Fresno. I want to live in Fresno, because it rhymes. Rhymes with what? Because I said so."
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? That's not funny"
"How do you kiss a girl on valentines day? You use tulips."
"My son was thrown out of school today.... for letting a girl in his class wank him off. I said ""son, that's three schools this year. Maybe teaching isn't for you"""