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Joke of the Day
"What's the shittiest dog race? The poo-dle! I'll be seeing myself out :/"
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"i wish u could kill cops in mario kart"
"A man goes to the lawyer: ""What is your fee?"" Lawyer says: ""1000 US dollars for 3 questions."" Man: ""Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive?"" Lawyer: ""Yes, what is your third question?"""
"I've often wondered, how do devout Christians handle being raped? Y'know, with that whole ""turn the other cheek"" thing?"
"Jokes What do you call a Mexican in a car"
"Well son, your mom was the prettiest lady at that entire Gathering of the Juggalos, and I would've traded THREE wallet chains to be with her"
"Did you hear they came out with a drink called the Osama Bin Laden? It's two shots and a splash of water."
"None of this is appropriate for anybody. Take the 18+ out of your bio."
"You know what's good about pirate hookers? You can splooge in her good eye and run away without paying."
"What do you give a sick microbe? Primordial soup"