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Joke of the Day
"I was so upset when the bathroom was out of toilet paper... I was shitty all day!"
Next Joke
"Two birds are sitting on a perch... The first one says, ""Hey... do you smell fish?"""
"When I get to my deathbed.... I hope it's a tempurpedic."
"How much does the average Hipster weigh? About 74,000 Insta-grams."
"What do batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common? Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na"
"Masturbation: It *comes in hand*y."
"Where did Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies"
"What do you call a Japanese kid the explodes? A loli-pop"
"I have decided to start a strict vegetarian diet Starting tonight I will enjoy a nice thick steak. Cows are the most delicious of the strict vegetarians"
"A bandit walks into an old west bank... and yells, ""alright, I want all you mother stickers down on the ground - this is a fuck up!"""