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Joke of the Day

"I'm on the powerlifting forums, trying to convince everyone that kissing another man before you bench gives you an awesome adrenaline boost."

"Microsoft tech support called me last night as a indian, I said ""Sorry your calling Indian Tech Support"""

"Who decided that a clown popping suddenly out of a metal box would be a good toy for young children?"

"What do you call the James Brown songs no one listens to? Defunct funk."

"I saw on Facebook my ex wanted to get into water sports I recommended waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay"

"Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a registered six offender."

"People find it fascinating I can lift 180kg from the bench. Weird, I thought people found it easy to stand up from park benches."

"Why doesn't Magneto wear his old costume anymore? Because days of fuchsia passed"

"Based on the amount of tools I've dated, you'd think I got a deal at The Home Depot"

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? For being outstanding in his field!"