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Joke of the Day
"How do you kiss a girl on valentines day? You use tulips."
Next Joke
"What do vegetables watch when they're horny? Corn"
"Calm down, people on FB who ran the Detroit marathon. I'd be running a shit load too if I were in Detroit."
"Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because he wasn't born yesterday"
"I like my coffee like how I like my women. Without a penis."
"What did J. Robert Oppenheimer say after inventing the weedwhacker? ""I am become death, destroyer of weeds."""
"What do you call 2 horses side by side in a stable? Neigh-bours."
"And the Lord said unto John ""come forth and receive eternal life."" But John came fifth and got a toaster."
"If your uncle Jack was riding a horse named Bill Cosby, and your uncle got stuck on the horse, would you help your uncle Jack off Bill Cosby?"
"Exponential horse walks into a bar. Bartender says ""Why the log(face)?"""