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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? That's not funny"

"What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break? A lunchador."

"Smirnoff bought pabst Now traded as pab-smir"

"What's the worst thing about being Thai? Everyone automatically assumes you have a small dick, even though you're a female."

"What do you get when you mix a gay Eskimo and a Black man? A snow blower that doesn't work"

"What's the difference between a chicken drumstick and a penis? If you answered ""I don't know""? Then would you like to go for a picnic?"

"Him: ...and I asked you out because you're smart and pret-WHY ARE YOU POKING ME WITH A STICK? Me: To see if you're real or if I'm just high"

"How do you pleasure a capitalist? An invisible handjob."

"If the earth is round why is there no round 2?"

"My dick hangs off to the left a bit. I guess you could say that it's a tiny bit cockeyed."