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"How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Seriously, how many blondes? Need to know ASAP."
"If anyone sees Phillip... ...tell him I have his screwdriver."
"Next time someone says ""Thanks!"" reply: ""You're welx!"". It's a cool new abbreviation I made up you can use. Make sure to attribute it to me."
"""Hi, I'm Justin Timberlake."" *notices that he's actually a large body of salt water, not fresh water* ""Nice try, Mr. Timberocean."""
"Ever had sex while camping? It's fucking in tents! ...I'll see myself out."
"Nicholas Cage is the same character in every movie he makes, except Face off where he was John Travolta."
"A recent medical study shows that women who carry a little extra weight generally live longer than the men in their lives who mention it."
"What do you call an egotistical anorexic? A selfie stick."
"Did you hear that Robin got married? Holy Matrimony, Batman!"