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Joke of the Day

"You know what's gay? Two men having sex. Whats gayer than two men having sex? Three gay men having sex. What's even gayer? An infinite number of gay men having sex."

"Hey everyone, my mom's following me on Twitter now, so ixnay on all the eetstway about the ugsdray and exsay and acismray. Thanks"

"What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut? Coconuts have hair"

"Getting a caricature drawing of yourself is basically the only time you pay money for someone to brutally own you."

"You'll never get hemorrhoids... because you're a perfect asshole."

"Australia's got 99 problems... But beaches ain't one."

"Why did the mexican man throw his wife off a bridge? He wanted tequila."

"Q: Why did the man put cheese on his computer? A: He wanted to feed the mouse."

"Imagine how much more useful Superman would've been if he'd helped people move their heavy furniture instead."

"The neighbours dog has jumped up into my garden so much that he's totally destroyed the fence. Figured here's the best place to get it fixed as everyone is a certified reposter."