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Joke of the Day

"Imagine how much more useful Superman would've been if he'd helped people move their heavy furniture instead."

"Welcome to Passive Aggressive Club. We all got here early, but you just take your time."

"So many people are worried that The Walking Dead could happen and I'm over here terrified that Idiocracy is actually happening."

"Yo momma Is so fat, that she has her own event horizon!"

"the gender neutral term for sugar daddy is glucose guardian"

"Why are fire engines red? You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!"

"Russian kids were writing an essay about their heroes.... ..... The title was: ""Who is your hero and why Stalin?"""

"Have you heard about the humble farmer? He's a grower, not a shower."

"Rock stars are always hitting the people they date.... Because they want everything to be a smashing success. After I wrote this, I'm reevaluating my life."

"Today I quit drinking for good now I only drink for evil"