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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why did the man put cheese on his computer? A: He wanted to feed the mouse."
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"A man walks into a grocery store in the countryside and asks...[brazilian joke] How much is a dozen bananas?   And the cashier replies:   -Twelve bananas"
"Yo mamma is so fat when a bus hit her she said who threw the pebble."
"My surgeon says I'm the easiest patient to work on. Because I'm gutless, spineless, and my brain and colon are interchangeable."
"What do you tell a woman with no arms or legs? Nice tits."
"She told me she ""literally died laughing,"" and that's when I realized she had to be a zombie and shot her in the face."
"[at the gym] Trainer: You want me to spot you, bro? Waldo: Please don't do that."
"I hate my new hair cut. Hopefully it will grow on me."
"Why don't the people of Pompeii like volcanoes? Because they're all dead. As told by my best friend, in light of the Indian joke."
"How many Happy Meals do you need to eat before they start to work? I've just had six and I feel terrible."