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Joke of the Day
"I asked a friend from North Korea ""how is it living there?"" He can't complain."
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"My physicist gf told me she loves me to the moon and back .... I don't know if she was referring to the Distance or Displacement."
"A wind turbine asks his friend what his favourite genre of music is To which he responds: ""I'm a big metal fan."""
"Does money shrink when you wash it? No, but it does when you launder it!"
"At School: What Does It Give You? ""Kids, what does the chicken give you?"" ""Meat!"" ""Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"" ""Bacon!"" ""Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"" ""Homework!"""
"Preparing a work evaluation for someone who adds shit to my day on a regular. Wondering if ""inbred whackadoodle"" paints a full picture."
"My son asked me why girls pee sitting down. I told them they're lazy."
"What do you call a president crossing the road? A presidestrian"
"Where do robo-babies come from? From the computerus."
"Grammar. The difference between feeling your nuts, and feeling you're nuts."