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Joke of the Day
"Now I can't wear my nude crystal dress this weekend. Thanks, Rihanna."
Next Joke
"Me: Hey, can I have an Iphone 7 please? Apple guy: Possibly... What's your name? Me: Jack Apple guy: Sorry, no jacks."
"What do you do with an elephant with three balls? You walk him and pitch to the Rhino. - *One of the many jokes I remember from Hot Shots.*"
"Dominos just called to let me know my pizza's on the way. They correctly assumed I'd need time to find my pants."
"What's the difference between Hitler and Keemstar? Hitler knew when to kill himself."
"Did you hear about the agnostic insomniac who has dyslexia? He lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog."
"Y'know what really brings out the inner child in you? Abortion"
"Jokes on you hot chick at the bar who gave me a radio station's phone number I just won Harlem Globetrotter tickets and a Bud Light poncho."
"There's nothing wrong with naming your son Marco.... Until you lose him at the park one day."
"Why do men scratch their balls? Because they are test-itch-els!"