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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Hitler and Keemstar? Hitler knew when to kill himself."
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"If the black man got shot, these guys get fired. Secret Service guys, cuz you know."
"Relationships are a two way street navigated by women who are backseat drivers and men who refuse to use maps."
"What do French people call a really bad Thursday? A trajeudi."
"My wife told me I'm fantastic at cutting up cheese I told her she's greater"
"Someone once asked me if I trust boobs... ...I said ""I put my faith in them"""
"How does a rice burner start a street race? With a pilaf."
"@funTweeters I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers"
"What do you call a bear that is not Jewish? Gentile Ben"
"It's looking like Hillary is definitely going to win the election I think I might move to Benghazi, at least she'll leave me alone there."