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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Hitler and Keemstar? Hitler knew when to kill himself."

"At The Nikon Headquarters We need random people in a room to test and sample our new lenses ""A focus group?"" DAMMIT JOHNSON THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKES"

"How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!"

"TEACHER: please take off your hat in class *I take off my hat revealing a slightly smaller hat* ME: I can do this 14 more times"

"A girl with kaleidoscope eyes sounds horrifying."

"What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A candy baa"

"Three blondes walk into a building.... You'd think that one of them might have saw [seen] it."

"I've learnt a lot from the movies over the years, such as how to count using Roman numerals... I, II, III, IV, V, Balboa."

"What's the difference between a pizza and a gym teacher? A pizza can actually feed a family of four."

"My dad was always drunk when I was a kid The punchline? It was my mom, then my sister, then me"