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Joke of the Day

"I remain convinced that the only people who can gracefully sprint in stilettos are prostitutes."

"What did one giant squid say to the other giant squid? What's Kraken!"

"So I've narrowed it down and I'm either gonna start a motorcycle gang or take a nap."

"What is the difference between me and being artistic? The second letter."

"Imagine how much more useful Superman would've been if he'd helped people move their heavy furniture instead."

"A kid next to me at Starbucks says I smell like his dad. I'm like 'Well, your Dad's an alcoholic. Scram!'"

"Everyone should learn sign language It's very handy"

"I've thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year's resolution. 4K"

"What did the mouse say to the webcam? Cheese."

"If I had a dollar for every joke I've recycled I would have a lot since this is a popular style of joke"