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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between me and being artistic? The second letter."
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"I used to be in a band called Blank Cheque. After three years we were still unsigned."
"What do you call a torn up wife beater A piece of ""shirt"""
"If you want to find a cure for stupid, take a tissue sample from people who call and request songs they're already playing 50 times a day."
"If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella how come none of them got wet? Because it wasn't raining."
"[1st date] So, what's your back story? ""I have scoliosis"" No, I mean your BACK STORY, like your history ""Oh! I got scoliosis as a child"""
"How do you make Obama's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in his ear."
"I bet you one dollar I can touch your tit without touching your clothes fuck it, it's just one dollar"
"Did u hear about the leper poker game? everyone threw their hands in"
"If you're an American in the living room what are you in the bathroom? European."