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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between me and being artistic? The second letter."

"A cop stopped a man smoking cannabis while driving The officer asked ""how high are you?"" The man replied ""no officer, its hi how are you"""

"Happy Valentine's Day! So what's everyone doing with their cats tonight??"

"My wife threw a doughnut at my head. Now I have a glazy eye."

"I felt like doing some service today, so I decided to donate some video games to the Rehabilitation Center for Meth Addicts. They seemed particularly fond of ""Need for Speed""."

"What is the core of Uranus called Urectum"

"They say yoga is the best form of exercise But I think that's kind of a stretch."

"Whats similar with a Dick and a Rubik Cube? If you play with it, it gets harder..."

"I had to fire my secretary after she got implants... She used to work for a flat rate, then she demanded I pay her an inflated rate."

"What does Sodium and Batman have in common? NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa BATMAN i'll just see myself out...."