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Joke of the Day
"Everyone should learn sign language It's very handy"
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"NEW EXPRESSIONS ""Kanye bless you."" ""Kanye damn it!"" ""One nation, under Kanye."" ""Thank Kanye Almighty!"" ""The Kanyefather, Part II"""
"What drives the hype train? The hyper drive."
"I was going to join the debating team... ...but someone talked me out of it."
"At first I didn't like my new haircut But it's starting to grow on me"
"Neo Nazi? Morpheus unhappy."
"What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common? They both keep trying to get on our shores...."
"Hey girl, can I have a pizza? Pizza that ass."
"They opened a Tempura Shelter in my town It's for lightly battered women"
"sometimes if i'm having trouble falling asleep i just pretend i'm watching lord of the rings"