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Joke of the Day

"Everyone should learn sign language It's very handy"

"Q: What happens if a monster steps on Batman and Robin? A: They become Flatman and Ribbon."

"The Energizer Bunny was arrested. He was charged with battery."

"Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other."

"I've run over seven Koalas and one platypus with my car today and I haven't even left the city yet. Australia's dangerous like that."

"What did one bodybuilder ask the other? How much do you whey bro?"

"What is the difference between a dirty bus stop, and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean."

"What sound does an Italian make when you shoot him? Wop"

"Archaeologists digging in Egypt discovered a Mummy covered in Chocolate and Nuts Experts believe it to be a Pharaoh Roche"

"I've noticed you keep tiny pictures of family members in your wallet. Nice, I didn't know you played. I'm looking to trade my Nana card."