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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard of the book about airplane factories? It's riveting."
Next Joke
"I would like to tell you guys a joke... ...but I'd rather keep it about the film."
"What hotel does Link always ask for? HYATT"
"Dogs have a tendency to bark just to hear themselves bark. Reminds me of some people I know."
"What is Beethoven's favourite fruit? BA-NA-NA-NA BA-NA-NA-NA"
"What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common? Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside"
"What's the difference between a feminist and a spear... A spear has a point"
"So I was thinking while taking the biggest dump of my life... and I just feel so empty inside."
"A boy met a girl She:Every time u smile, I feel like inviting u to my place He(smiling):Why thank u.. are u single? She:No, I'm a dentist"
"What's a zombies favourite brand of crisps? Walkers"