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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard of the book about airplane factories? It's riveting."
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"I think my parents should have named me Winter So that every time I'm having sex with my girlfriend, I could shout 'Brace yourselves! Winter is coming!'"
"Someone just asked me to fax them my email address. Careful driving folks, these people walk amongst us..."
"What do a horny guy and a bad driver have in common? They are both bad at pulling out."
"What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue? A nun falling down the stairs"
"What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros? A cow can't be milked for over 30 years"
"There are only 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't."
"The letter R is just the letter P showing off some leg."
"Why was Plutarch considered a great comedian? He was the first to practice dead-pan-delivery."
"Do you know the Pistorious drinking game? Every time your girlfriend comes into the room you take four shots."