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Joke of the Day

"What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with? Little Caesar's"

"Only France would name a city ""to lose."""

"My cooking show would just be an hour of me looking for Tupperware lids."

"I dont think being Gay is a choice Becuase if it was who would want to be Gay?"

"What side of the American flag are the stars on? Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day."

"Cannibal (N.) ~ Someone who is fed up with people."

"Did you know the Dalai Lama has a gambling problem? Yeah, he loves Tibet"

"What's the difference between Santa and a jew? Santa goes down the chimney, the Jews go up."

"Q: Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman."

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the jews? Harry survived the chamber."