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Joke of the Day

"How do you catch a Polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice, place peas around the hole and when the Polar bear comes up to take a pea, you kick it in the icehole. :)"

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"IDEA: Ban fabric softener & harness the resulting static electricity to end dependence on foreign oil. You're welcome, Obama"
"What do you call twin kittens? Dupli-cats"
"What does a man with one leg wear to the beach? Flop."