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Joke of the Day

"Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences? Because there is a lot of reposting to do."

"I think my dog wants to be a carpenter. He likes roofing."

"If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments."

"A magician was walking down the street .... and he turned into a grocery store"

"What's it called when you hit somebody with sodium chloride? Assalt"

"What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything? King Kong's shadow."

"applebees is a word that starts off pretty tame but takes a dangerous twist"

"Due tomorrow, do tomorrow."

"Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the finest ingredients, *asshole*."

"Lap band surgery Waist knot, want not."