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Joke of the Day

"Tomorrow I'm definitely going to start running, no matter how many days it takes!"

"New year Happy happy new year a little boy said to his girlfriend happy new year girl said first give gift then celebrate happy new year"

"If I learned anything from Peter Pan, it's that I can leave my dog to watch my kids while I go out and party."

"The new strip club's sign said 'open to the public'. Until my friends stole the L."

"I have a great story to tell u. ""Why don't u just go write a book"" Wow, that's- ""Don't u dare say it-"" a novel idea. ""I'm moving out"""

"If a villain really wanted to kill James Bond, he should just inject HIV into one of his attractive cohorts and then wait."

"I'm starting a Mexican hate group. It's called the quequeque."

"When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces."

"what did little billy get when he stumbled upon r/twoxchromosome? Cancer."

"I'm starting a new movement that encourages people to take things one step at a time Unfortunately, it's taking a long time to catch on."